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tips on mob blackops

  1. do not let dog inside. or cat. or any other animals for that matter.
  2. definitely do not EAT OR DRINK after dog or cat or OTHERS. do not TOUCH dog or other animals DO NOT LET DOG LICK YOU
  3. do not shave body hair (holy fuck how many of you guys fell for this one)
  4. follow MACRP 4-11.D
  5. do not do anything with ass (sodomy is not good, and we don't mean this in a religious context)
  6. do not wear your shoes inside (this is an excellent mob blackop all they have to do is take their shoes off but they do not)
  7. shower at least once a day. do not do bath. bath is pre-1800s mob
  8. ask your partners for bloodwork and other checkups before sexual or other forms of intimate contact
  9. wash your hands with soap frequently. we prefer the dove brand of soap products
  10. do not consume sugar holy fuck sugar serves many mobs and very few of them are good for human context bounds of the systems consuming them (animals love that shit tho)

how to earn GRUnits

due to our compromise, we might be incentivizing people to earn GRUnits. just try these behaviours and see if they benefit you to do so

  1. flood hotel bathrooms (we love this one dearly)
  2. will add more lahomoherter.